didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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