Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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