zippers are such a cool invention
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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