I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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