and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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