Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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