i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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