If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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