Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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