OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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