what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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