I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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