He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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