My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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