I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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