I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Randomize
