It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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