whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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