it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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