I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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