Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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