I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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