I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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