you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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