He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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