He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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