is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it hurts more in the daytime
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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