I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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