he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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