Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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