i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
