She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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