Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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