WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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