She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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