What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't deserve a penis
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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