I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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