you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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