She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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