I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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