i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I've blown a few things in my day
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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