What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
