Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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