It's Friday. Sex?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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