just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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