...so i touched it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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