My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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