thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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