Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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