all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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