therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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