If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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